amedeus8

“Played a custom match with that girl I met at Zombie Day and her friend. The friend got like eight billion points and me and the Zombie Day chick got, like, five. Each.”

“Did Arrival and the initial crappy jungle level on Legendary with @Jwallwalrus and by "did" I mean she fought everything while I punched bodies and found her sniper rifle for her. I think I killed like three enemies though, so take that...”

“Played a few Doubles with Kyle then a couple Team Slayer on my own. Hit 50 exp. finally after like thirty years of not really playing all that much and ranked up. Just ten more and I get an achievement for my trouble.”

“Ran around kicking @#$% with Kyle. As per our usual structure, we paid very little attention to the game. We spent more time talking about Woody Harrelson than watching what we were doing and we still did pretty amazing.”

“Waited for Kyle to download the Mythic Map Pack, took too long, tried to continue my Campaign, but there's no way I'm getting any further through Cortana on Heroic by myself.”

“Boosted four achievements online. Shhh! Don't tell Bungie!”

“Why didn't anyone tell me you can make items only appear on specific gametypes in Forge?”

“Showcased "I Hate You" to Zach and Joe at Ken's party. Pissed off Joe with it. High five on that. Rocked a little "Gay Fatties" on "Dickmap" too with Zach and some random kid. Quotation marks.”

“Started a brand new Foundry variation: "A-MAZE-ING lawl".”

“Played Infection with Kenny, Dennis, and Zach until two. Then created a map variant with Kenny for FIVE MORE HOURS.”